Captain Crunch
tbh not even sure why i'm here just wanted to see some cute dogs
tbh not even sure why i'm here just wanted to see some cute dogs
the princess that could feel that pea through all of those mattresses was autistic
(via feel-it-in-my-teeth)
bitcoin is crashing again lol
why is this funny?
kindness is a choice 💖
and i choose to be a gigantic hater 💖
(via luxgalador)
some fucken penguin moved into my town from dina’s town and he was wearing this
(via teenagerposts)
me next in line to get beheaded after witnessing the person in front of me die gruesomely by the blade: haha i’ll have what he’s having lol
the executioner: lol
(via joshpeck)
So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).
“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.
But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.
Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.
Reblog to save a life
(via joshpeck)
trying hard not to be controversial here .. trying not to step on any toes but ……… i like some things 😳 and i………. dislike some things 😳 and. sometimes i even . don’t care about stuff 😳 Please dont hate me im sorry
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